Thursday, June 28, 2007

Poker anyone???

I am loving poker right now... well, let me rephrase that. I have long loved poker, but now that i actually won a game, I am loving it a bit more. Here is the scene...
Our friend Steve had a birthday.
We helped celebrate by playing in a big poker game.
I have only played seriously once before.
I won the game, and $150!!
So, Micah was a tad proud of my beginners luck, and I am saving the $$$ for something fun! :)
And now Lorena has another girl to play with her.
Now, here is real life... we can only be on the world poker tour for so long before reality sets in... That reality is that Lincoln received a digital camera for is birthday. It arrived on Wednesday afternoon.
Adrienne had warned me...
Lincoln has been taking pictures like mad... we had over 80 on the computer by Wednesday dinner time. So, today I got him all set up with a memory card, a case, etc. (this is a Fisher Price camera, his aunties sent it to him. The best part is he already knew he would be able to have more pictures to scrap. He literally said that! LOL)
Anyway, today we got home from a Looooong day at the dr., running errands, etc. I am walking back into my room and from behind me I see/feel a flash go off... Um ,yeah, this is where I should mention that I am in a t-shirt and panties. I turn around to see two little boys dissolved into laughter. I mean, those big, belly-shaking laughs that have them literally doubled over.
"Lincoln, did you just take a picture of Mommy's booty?"
Laughing hysterically he replies, "Yeah! Wanna see?" and hits the review button and sure enough there I am in all my silken clad knockedupedness. (yes, silk did you think I would wear granny panties??? )
At least the shot is dark, and not so clear. No, it will be NOT posted here in any way, shape, or form... unless photoshop has a new lyposuction feature.
But I will admit, to hear and see them laughing so hard was worth the humiliation... :)
Here are some of the other images he captured...



32 comments:

  1. ROTFLMHO!!! That is too funny! Kids are so weird sometimes, aren't they? I love that! Jayla has been asking me for a camera for the LONGEST...and it's blogs like yours and Adrienne's that keep me from obliging(sp) her :-). I keep telling her, that the one she wants is for grown ups and we have to wait for the "little girl" ones to come in. That has worked so far...last time we went to TRU, she settled for a toy microwave :-).

    Hey, have fun with that! And maybe you should talk to Adobe about that liposuction feature!!!

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  2. I am sooooooo laughing right now. OMG that is just too hysterical and I can just envision their laughter. Little kids just find everything so funny.

    Thanks sweetie for your prayers and your encouraging comments. Love that so much and it is heart lifting to receive them.

    Have a beautiful day.

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  3. We are so moving to NC. I could totally kick your silk-clad butt at Poker. :) One thing I miss about having friends is playing poker. It was just about all we did when we had friends over.

    We tried to start a poker group at church, but well, you can see the obvious hang-ups for that idea.

    So glad you posted all of your kiddo's pics. I gave Simon my cheap camera on one of the many layovers and I forgot to see what he took.

    Hope your MIL is still doing well!

    :)Chrissy

    oh, and I did get your message, but never got a chance to call you back amidst all the chaos. See you soon anyways :)

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  4. ha ha! too funny! I've been thinking about getting Jake one of those cameras for his birthday. hmmm might have to second think that one! i love that you posted his pics. THat one of you in the hallway cracks me up. You totally have that "come on! let's go!" waiting for the doddling toddler, look about you. Hope you have a great weekend! We're having a BBQ tomorrow and I'm looking forward to a screamin game of UNO. yeah! I have no clue how to play poker. LOL! Do you think I could win $150 at UNO?

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  5. too funny! and i didn't know that you were in nc...i just came from there! love it so much (but mostly because my family is there). anyway, your post for unpubbed "the perfect shot"? what kind of white pen did you use on the photos? i've been looking for one that doesn't 'skip' on photos for like ever...

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  6. Hee hee! Congrats on winning the poker - it is fun! Love the pics you posted! So cool to see life through your little man's eyes! Kim

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  7. oh how cute! I'm so sure the laughter WAS worth it!
    Have a great weekend!

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  8. That is so funny!!! And that the little dude wants more pictures to scrap...I'm so hoping my kids are the same exact way :)
    Love the pictures he got though - and it will be fun for him to see once he gets older. I'm totally going to be laughing all day thinking about those boys and the booty picture!!

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  9. awww...love seeing his pics!! my son loves to take pics too, congrats on winner the poker game :)

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  10. I soooooooooo can not play! And I want to really bad!!! Jude...when we get together you have to teach me :)

    -Karla

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  11. Tanner loves to take pictures! That's so funny!
    Just don't let him into the delivery room with that camera.... :)

    I like the idea of the liposuction feature on Photoshop. Good deal!

    Melissa

    ps...when are you coming to Orlando?

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  12. quite a little photographer. he has a good eye for balance and composition. :)

    ny is fun. good eats. great weather. be thinking if there's any necessities you need for me to bring back!!

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  13. Hahahaha! I told you! LOL

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  14. shoot ... it really does start young does it! LOL ... boys will be boys!
    my problem one isn't a kid tho! hmmmmmmm!
    such a funny post .. hope you are keeping well
    luv c

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  15. Anonymous10:22 AM

    lol, fun picks,, yeah, they will go crazy with your digi camera its like magic for them instant gratification

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  16. I am so excited about having another girl at the poker table. Those boys need to be kept in line. I played with Steve, Gardner and Blake over the weekend and won! Not quite as much as you did though. It was a one dollar game and I only came away with $3 profit!

    I will have to remember not to buy Josiah a camera until he is at least 12!Haha...that was hilarious!

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  17. OMGOSH!! So LMBO!!!!your son is precious!!! LOL!! yay for you on winning the poker game...that's fun!! I like playing...but I totally suck at it!!

    have a wonderful afternoon!!

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  18. girl you have me belly laughing at this ....that is hysterical and i must say he takes some pretty darn good pics...

    now lets talk about this poker thing...why isn't it that you don't live closer to me...i LOVE to play cards..hubby hates to play caus ei take all his money but nonetheless we could tear some poker UP GIRL!!!

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  19. woo hoo on the win.....show them who is the queen of poker knockedupness

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  20. OH, NO kids w/camera better watch out! Too funny, though. Congrats on winning $150 smackers!

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  21. ROFL...too funny!!! Just histerical...I needed a good laugh!

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  22. So totally cracking up! I can hear the boys laughing all the way here. At least you are raising the next gen of scrappers!

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  23. This is sooo cute...I love that he can show his artistic talent via the lense!

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  24. Erm Lincoln and Veronicas daughter need to get together here!

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  25. Loving the little glimpses of your life. We had the same thing over here at our house except Connor caught me getting up off the toilet pulling my panties up. It was the same ornery laughter at our house that day. Hee hee!

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  26. Anonymous6:04 PM

    Thanks for the sweetness, Jude!! Hey, housework speaking, it must be sunny every day at my house, then lol :).

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  27. Anonymous6:19 PM

    found your link from the SIS website. Love the name of your blog - i call them housepants just to make them sound more official. Your son sounds like a trip - mine was "spying" on me yesterday while i was on the phone. nice.
    melanie

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  28. Anonymous6:19 PM

    found your link from the SIS website. Love the name of your blog - i call them housepants just to make them sound more official. Your son sounds like a trip - mine was "spying" on me yesterday while i was on the phone. nice.
    melanie

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  29. hilarious as always! love the pictures.

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  30. Anonymous12:23 PM

    ROFLMAO!!!!! come on jude! that photo would make us all giggle not because it was bad, but because it would be "so Jude" to post it! hee hee. Hey, I met a doc that does lyposuction...maybe he can get us a two for one deal if I agree to go on a date with him! I'll let ya know how it pans out! I'm sure I could give you some tips on where you could spend your stash of cash...

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  31. That is so funny! Kids are just something else!

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