You know you are a mom when...

So, you know you are a mom when...
You sit in a little puddle of baby pee.
Yep.
I am serious.
Here is the story...
Jude spills the remains of a cup of water on the floor.
Jude neglects to clean up said little bit of water.
Jude bathes Alden.
Jude lays her clean little cutie pie in his towel (the adorable one from Greta) on the floor.
Alden wiggles his little chubby legs free.
Jude returns to lotion her little alligator baby.
Jude sits down and whilst lotioning, feels wetness.
Jude think this is the water puddle from before.
Jude keeps on lotioning and dressing the fat dog.
Jude sees her water puddle... several inches AWAY from where she is now sitting.
Jude realizes, this is not water...
This is baby pee.
Alden laughs giddily as he is questioned about his urination habits.
Sadly, I finished changing him before I ever changed pants.
I am officially a mom...

And since Chrissy informed me that I have been grossly negligent in posting photos of the fat dog here are some new ones...

And some new scrapbook pages...
First, this is a 6x6 mini for Ronda's challenges about TIME. Love the idea, will do the challenges, will be late with them I am sure... LOL.

And this is for Karla's Lift Me Up one
You lifted a LO of the person who posted a comment above you, or was it below you??? Well, anyhoo... I lifted Miss Essence... Here is hers

and mine

And speaking of Karla, she tagged me for 7 Randoms... Yes, here are 7 random facts about me. I will name 7 other taggees at the end, who shall post randomness likewise.

1.I sat in baby pee this week. (yes, you already knew that, but it is pretty random.)

2.I ate Quaker oat Squares before bed last night. I am a cerealaholic.

3.I was quite the hippy in high school, tie dying everything I owned and wearing tons of beads.I even silk screened Greenpeace t-shirts in art school.

4.I wipe out my fridge once a week after I go to the grocery store. I can't handle a dirty fridge.

5.I chew gum like a cow, and crack it incessantly.

6.I have become painfully forgetful in the last few years.

7.I always associate people's "scents" with them. Like when my sister Patti stayed here, the bedroom had her scent and after she was gone I went up there and cried and cried when I smelled it.

I shall tag: Beth, Nicole, Corey, Melissa, Dawn, Sarah, and Lesli...

And I am too lazy to go pasting all the html links to their blogs. Sorry. I am a blog loser today, but good grief, I started this post Monday and have had to "edit" it four times already so... there it is. Taggees with no links.
And finally i will go now...
I have coupons to cut, groceries to buy, and baby pee to sit in...
Have a lovely day.