Hello Thursday. Here is your post...
Did you know that for mothers the word "NO" is said more than any other word? It takes a 45% share of total word usage, followed by "Stop touching each other" at 33% and holding its own with a 29% share of word usage.... drum-roll please...
"Can I please just pee alone?"
Herein ends the first ever Statistical Thursday post.
(*note, as stated earlier, all statistics are made up, therefore are completely useless, except for the times you start a sentence with "They say.." or "I heard.." )
Oh man, 'they say' gets me every time. :)
ReplyDeleteI think your statistics are quite accurate!
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny!
ReplyDeletelol to funny!!1 way does not suprise me at all but in my house no 1 would be the can i pee alone lol!!
ReplyDeleteLOL too funny.
ReplyDeleteRight now 98% of my word usage is going to the sentence: "can you please just stop crying and/or whinning?!"
So very true.... :)
ReplyDeleteYour kids may eventually grow out of having to be in the bathroom with you, but then there's the pets who somehow think that you should NEVER be alone to pee. Happy Peeing. Love you. Oh and one of my favs...the Stop touching each other. Doesn't that just drive you nuts?
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ReplyDeleteyes ... i agree with your statistics!
ReplyDeletehave a great day sweet!
ha ha ha! My kid is NOT allowed to pee alone yet as he has yet to remember that peeing is only for the potty even though his wonderful brothers show him how to pee off the deck etc. Good luck as you have one more coming up in that direction ha ha! Can`t wait for the Alden potty stories. you crack me up!
ReplyDeleteThey sound really close for me... except the Pee alone... with a house hold of 7 kids... I think I may break the barrier on that one!
ReplyDeleteWhy did I not know you had a blog? I linked here from Shawn's wife's blog.
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny :)
Why did I not know you had a blog? I linked here from Shawn's wife's blog.
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny :)
that is the majority for me, actually saying it to them and the last one too!
ReplyDeletelove you, I hope McKey wins on wednesday!!
xo
Thanks for the laugh Jude! Hope you are having a wonderful day! And, I'm impressed that you can photoshop mosquitos off your nose ... I could probally give you a few pointers on getting photos onto blank canvases if you give me pointers about mosquitos!
ReplyDeleteAlden is such a cutie!
Kim
Totally cracking up! For Lexi it is.....
ReplyDelete"Maybe, we'll see"
and to Anthony
"Please pick up your underwear off the bathroom floor"
Hey, I think you may be on to something. Those stats are SOMEWHERE on snopes.com...I'm SURE of it!!! LOL
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